As part of their service to the oligarchy, Republicans are attempting to replace the phrase “rich person” with the phrase “job creator”. With that in mind, I altered the following quotations (taken from BrainyQuote) accordingly:
Think and grow into a job creator. –Napoleon Hill
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the job creators. –Napoleon Bonaparte
The job creator will do anything for the poor but get off their backs. –Karl Marx
A job creator is nothing but a poor man with money. –W. C. Fields
What is most important for democracy is not that great fortunes should not exist, but that great fortunes should not remain in the same hands. In that way there are job creators, but they do not form a class. –Alexis de Tocqueville
Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the job creators is Uselessness. –George Bernard Shaw
If your only goal is to become a job creator, you will never achieve it. –John D. Rockefeller
We’re running out of job creators in this country. –Michele Bachmann
I’m a job creator, a freakin’ job creator. It’s crazy. –Britney Spears
Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a job creator to enter the kingdom of heaven. –Jesus Christ
I’m not sure what this means. I’ll leave that up to you.
