Posted by: Rick | Thursday, April 8, 2010

“Duck And Cover! You’re All Going To Die!”

So warned the wingnut national security troika of Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin and Sean Hannity yesterday at a teabagger summit in Minneapolis hosted by formerly sane Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty:

President Obama’s nuclear weapons reduction policy is “like a kid asking for a punch in the face,” Sarah Palin said yesterday.  “It’s unbelievable,” Palin told Sean Hannity.  “It’s like getting out there on a playground, a bunch of kids, getting ready to fight, and one of them says, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face.  I’m not going to retaliate.  Do what you want to with me.'”

People “are going to rise up and say: ‘No more.’  National security, national defense is the No. 1 job of the federal government,” she added.

Undoubtedly, Sarah has been monitoring the Russian hydrogen bomb buildup from her back yard in Alaska.  Thank God somebody besides Bill O’Reilly is looking out for us.

Wake up, America!  We need to impeach this Kenyan Bilderburger “Barack Obama” (if that’s even his real name) before he deploys his army of commie census-takers to contaminate our precious bodily fluids!

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