Posted by: Rick | Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Nikki Haley (Poem)

State Rep. Nikki Haley walked down the sidewalk in Morgan Square hand-in-hand with her husband, Michael, on Sunday, minutes after telling a crowd of about 60 supporters at Wild Wing Cafe that recent accusations of infidelity have made her even more determined to become South Carolina’s first female governor. . . Haley steadfastly has denied allegations from lobbyist Larry Marchant and political blogger Will Folks that they had affairs with Haley, 38, who has been married for 13 years.Spartanburg Herald Journal

The politics looked really sticky
For a married gal named Nikki:
Larry claimed they had a quickie;
Will had e-mails (very icky!)
But Nik denies she’s being tricky:
“I only sleep with husband Mickey!”

Until they see a smoking hickey,
I guess the wingnuts aren’t too picky.

Southern-fried conservatives have certainly come a long way since the days when they were impeaching Bill Clinton for immoral conduct.  Anything goes!



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