Posted by: Rick | Monday, August 16, 2010

Top Ten Reasons Republicans Love The Ground Zero Mosque Issue

10. They can look “tough on terror” without having to invade another country.    

9. Politicians who don’t know much (Louie Gohmert, Michele Bachmann) will have something to yell about at town hall meetings.    

8. It reminds voters of a time before George W. Bush totally sucked.    

7. People in other countries were starting to like us again. Can’t have that.    

6. It doesn’t involve budgets or numbers or any really hard cipherin’.    

5. Muslims are like Chupacabras. Most normal people have never encountered one, so you might as well make them out to be as scary as circumstances warrant.

4. Hallelujah! It’s finally okay for real Americans to go back to bashing New York City.    

3. Three words: Feisal Abdul Rauf. Repeat as necessary.    

2. Why spend so much television time hating on Christian Mexicans when there are over a billion dusky-hued heathens befouling God’s planet? 

And the number one reason Republicans love the Ground Zero mosque issue:    

FOX News Brain Trust

1. These three can understand it without Charles Krauthammer even helping them!



  1. people are stupid


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