Posted by: Rick | Wednesday, December 1, 2010

The War On Christmas: 2011 Reboot

It’s a beloved December tradition in our family to gather the clan around a festively decorated laptop computer and watch classic old YouTube clips of Bill O’Reilly and John Gibson screaming about “The War On Christmas”.  The kids really get into it.  By the time O’Reilly has shot his last angry holiday wad, Junior and Cissy are chomping at the bit to open up a can o’ whup-ass on the heathens at the University downtown.

This year, though, I thought I might tone it down a little before the kids actually go out and kill somebody.  We’re just going to watch endless clips of this Daniel Baldwin Christmas movie about a fat liberal atheist who hates manger scenes and who runs for mayor of a small conservative town in Alaska. 

Fiction torn straight from the headlines!



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