Posted by: Rick | Wednesday, February 2, 2011

John Boehner: Capitol Stud

And here I thought the new Speaker of the House only cares about golf, whiskey and cigarettes.  It turns out The Boner also has quite an eye for the ladies:

Less than a month after he was sworn into office as House Speaker, the long-rumored extramarital affairs of John Boehner have landed him on the cover of the National Enquirer.

Boehner is featured on the bottom-right corner of the cover of the issue that’s on sale nationwide Thursday.  A photo of Boehner’s face is featured next to the headline, “Speaker of the House John Boehner Accused in Sex Probe!”

The National Enquirer usually gets things right.  At the very least, Johnny Boy is going to have some explaining to do with the missus.  Many tears will be shed — mostly by him.  His bride will just be pissed at looking like yet another chump.

Boehner’s best political strategy is to deny, deny, deny.  If that becomes impossible, he can go to Plan B: crying, apologizing and groveling.  But if his harem starts filling in the blanks of this story with juicy details a la Tiger Woods, he’s finished.

Eric Cantor must feel like a kid on Christmas Eve tonight!

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