Posted by: Rick | Saturday, February 12, 2011

Fox News: All Fear, All The Time

It must really suck to be a weekend host on Fox & Friends.  It means you have to go to bed every night knowing you’re not as good as Steve Doocy. 

On top of that indignity, you’re still just a low-rent Republican lackey.  If you went to journalism school, you’re embarrassed to show your face at a class reunion.  In a few years you’ll be hosting infomercials for colon cleansers. 

This morning these losers aren’t even pretending to cover the momentous events in Egypt.  They’re listening to that well-known foreign policy savant Karl Rove announce that the Obama Administration is going to let the Muslim Brotherhood kill us all.

This is a news network?



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