Posted by: Rick | Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Hey, Democrats! Leave Gingrich Alone!

The teabaggers who think they run the Republican Party have an embarrassingly huge crush on Paul Ryan.  They hate Newt Gingrich for telling the truth about their hero’s Medicare plan, and they want to destroy him.

But it’s no longer in the interest of Democrats to do anything but build Newt into a wise Republican elder statesman.  And the truth is, Gingrich is a moderate compared to the Boehner Gang.

So repeat after me: Raymond Shaw Newt Gingrich is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

That wasn’t so hard, was it?

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  1. Rick, here is a little secret for you: only the MSM thinks the tea party supports Ryan and his budget plan.

    • This is news to me. Is Ryan too radical or not radical enough?


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