Posted by: Rick | Thursday, May 26, 2011

The Apotheosis Of Paul Ryan

Multiple choice: Who recently said, I worship the ground the Paul Ryan walks on”?

a) Sean Hannity

b) Newt Gingrich

c) Dick Cheney

d) George Will

e) Mitt Romney

The answer is c.  The Republican Party has now officially gone off the rails.

In other news, Paul Ryan was seen walking across the Potomac River this morning carrying five loaves of artisan bread and two Coho salmon.  “My caucus might be a little hungry,” he said.  “This should feed them.”



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