That jeans-wearing Texan named Perry
Says things that are stupid and scary.
He’s full of hot air,
And he has perfect hair —
Which makes him a tough adversary.
The former front-runner called Mitt
Just can’t find a suit that will fit.
His constant flip-flopping
Is truly jaw-dropping.
(If he had any pride, he would quit.)
And as for Michele: Sorry, dear.
You may be extremely sincere,
But Perry’s the one
Who’ll get the job done —
It’s still a man’s world around here!