Posted by: Rick | Sunday, September 25, 2011

Being (Or Not Being) Mitt Romney

Willard M. Romney

With Rick Perry’s presidential candidacy melting like a creamsicle in the noonday sun, it’s time to turn our attention back to the once and future Republican front-runner, Mitt Romney. Willard has been around for so long, it’s easy to forget that he’s the biggest flip-flopper ever. Indeed, that’s really all he is.

So please allow me to introduce you to a very useful and entertaining website: mitt romneyflipflops.com. It’s a rapid-fire interactive compendium of all of Mitt’s flip-flops to date. Amaze your undecided friends with the mind-boggling scope of Willard’s flip-floppery! There’s quite literally no issue the man hasn’t taken both sides of. (I hope there’s enough bandwidth left in cyberspace to accommodate the fresh flip-flops he’s sure to produce in the next thirteen months.)

And just think: Mitt Romney is the Republicans’ best candidate!

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