Posted by: Rick | Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Chris Christie Song Parody

Christie — Meet Chris Christie
He’s a modern William Howard Taft
From the town of Trenton
All his morning walks get seismographed

We’ll see if a guy so out of shape
Has the stamina to cross the tape

If you vote for Christie
Then you’d better have a backup
A lighter backup
‘Cause Christie might blow up

(Juvenile, I know, but the guy just doesn’t look very healthy. That should be taken seriously if he runs for president.)



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