Posted by: Rick | Thursday, November 24, 2011

Dear Sean Hannity…

Fred Flintstone called. He wants his head back.

I mean seriously, does Sean Hannity own a mirror? Has he never seen the crazy little thing perched atop his enormous noggin?

The stylists at Fox News must be too intimidated by the big lug to tell him his goofy haircut with its bizarrely angled part makes his head look like it literally belongs on Mount Rushmore. The freakin’ thing is huge.

Of course, Sean’s unorthodox grooming may be good for Democrats. According to Media Matters, Hannity said on his radio show, “My involvement [in the presidential race] is going to be very heavy next year.” He wants to be the face — and head — of the Republican media onslaught. Yikes! Hide the women and children!

Okay, now that I’ve gotten that off my chest — Happy Thanksgiving 🙂



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