Posted by: Rick | Sunday, December 18, 2011

Kim Jong Il Is Dead: The Golf World Mourns

According to North Korean state television (an outfit similar to Fox News during the Bush II years), Dear Leader has assumed room temperature. From CNN:

A broadcaster reported that Kim died due to “overwork” after “dedicating his life to the people.”

Kim died of “great mental and physical strain” while in a train during a “field guidance tour,” North Korea’s state-run KCNA news agency reported.

Kim Jong Il died from overwork? Color me skeptical. A man who had eleven holes-in-one en route to an eighteen hole score of 38 the first time he played golf is certainly made of stronger stuff.

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