Posted by: Rick | Thursday, January 19, 2012

Newt Gingrich: Song Of Himself (Poem)

In an exclusive interview with ABC News’ Brian Ross, Marianne Gingrich claims her ex-husband wanted an open marriage. “He came to her and said, ‘I want to stay married to you and still have an affair with Calista, his current wife,” said Ross. “According to Marianne, he said ‘You need to share me,’ and she said ‘I don’t want to share,’ and the marriage ended.” — Think Progress

I am large, quite frankly.
I contain multitudes.

My soul is vast and unwieldy.
It waddles in her presence.

Wait! Look there! A blond staffer!
You must share me, Marianne.
The tired ways of Washington matrimony I reject.

Do I contradict myself?
Did I not climb on my high horse to savage Bill Clinton?
Very well then, I contradict myself.

I am large, quite frankly.
I contain multitudes.

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