Posted by: Rick | Saturday, February 11, 2012

Rick Santorum: “My P—is Is A Tool Of The Almighty”

FOX — Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum today blasted the Obama Administration’s “ungodly” policy on contraception and said his own “record as a procreator” gave him the “moral standing” to take on the president in November.

“God created man and woman to procreate like angels, not fornicate like rock stars,” said Santorum in a speech before the Conservative Political Action Committee. “In that sense, my penis is a tool of the Almighty. And I’ll match my track record as a procreator against anyone in the business.”

Santorum has eight children. Mitt Romney and Ron Paul have five, while Newt Gingrich and Barack Obama have two.

“I cast no aspersions on anyone, but the fact remains that I have sired nearly twice as many children as my nearest Republican rivals,” said Santorum. “When it comes to getting the job done for God and not spilling my seed, I walk the walk. That’s the kind of muscular leadership it’s going to take to defeat Barack Obama in November.”

The White House had no comment.

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