Posted by: Rick | Thursday, February 16, 2012

Billionaires Aren’t As Smart As They Used To Be (Poem)

This whole contraception debate is just so new-fangled, says billionaire investor Foster Friess, who’s supporting Rick Santorum. “Back in my day, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly,” he said Thursday on MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell Reports, setting the host aback for moment.TPM

The name is Foster — Foster Friess.
With women I have expertise.
Before she pulls the baby squeeze —
Just put a pill between her knees!

They call me Foster — Foster Friess.
I’m legend in this diocese.
Aspirin’s cheap and sure to please.
So drop it straight between her knees!

When you call Foster — Foster Friess —
He’ll put your worried mind at ease.
You won’t need prayers or rosaries.
Just drop that pill between her knees!



  1. This rules, thanks for making my day.


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