Posted by: Rick | Saturday, February 25, 2012

Santorum Hails “Freedom To Be Stupid”

FOX NEWS — Blasting Barack Obama as “a snob” who “wants everybody in America to go to college,” Rick Santorum today defended “the freedom to be stupid” and promised not to be the Education President.

Speaking at a Tea Party rally in Troy, Michigan, the former Pennsylvania senator said he was committed to eliminating as many federal education programs as possible, calling them “cesspools of liberal brainwashing.”

“I wouldn’t be running for president if I didn’t think it was the God-given right of every American to be as dumb as a box of hammers,” said Santorum, to enthusiastic cheers from the audience. “That’s what made this country great.”

Santorum argued that education was no substitute for hard work and a groveling attitude.

“The job creators create the jobs, and the workers try to get them,” he said. “That’s the American way. Anything more — free education, free health care, free clean water — is socialism.”

The White House had no comment.

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