The political cyborg known as “Mitt Romney” has three modes of oral communication: lying, sloganeering, and stonewalling. He also has two campaign faces.
When Romney is giving a speech or talking on Fox and Friends, he speaks in a nonstop torrent of bald-faced lies and cheap right-wing slogans. He looks like this:
When Romney is being interviewed by someone attempting to practice journalism, as he was by Bob Schieffer on Face the Nation yesterday, he doesn’t say a goddamn thing. He stonewalls. He looks like this:
I don’t know how long Romney can run this scam. I think people will begin to see through him, but our media is really lame. Romney will probably have to self-destruct: