Posted by: Rick | Thursday, July 5, 2012

Mitt Romney: Bainfinger

As I read this devastating Vanity Fair article, I kept thinking that Mitt Romney would make a serviceable James Bond villain, perhaps in one of Pierce Brosnan’s outings. (Romney is definitely creepier than Jonathan Pryce in Tomorrow Never Dies.) I mean, the guy has ill-gotten gains stashed away in exotic locales from Zurich to the Caymans. He’s also kind of a jerk.

Bainfinger
Had a plan to hide twenty million francs
In twelve Swiss banks
Will the pain linger
When the lid comes off all his shady loot?
So speaketh Newt

He screwed lots of folks getting rich
But he’ll soon find out payback’s a bitch
He’ll lose the swing states, he’ll blow a transistor
Bain’s the kiss of death

For Mister Bainfinger
Citizens, beware of his nonstop spin
Don’t let him win

He screwed lots of folks getting rich
But he’ll soon find out payback’s a bitch
He’ll lose the swing states, he’ll blow a transistor
Bain’s the kiss of death

For Mister Bainfinger
Citizens, beware of his nonstop spin
Don’t let him win
He loves only spin
Only spin
He loves spin
He loves only spin
Only spin
He loves spin

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  1. now, you know romney is a job creator… he used all that money to create jobs for middle class americans. that’s why we give those companies all those tax breaks. haven’t you noticed , after 10 years of those tax breaks and those companies reporting record breaking profits, all the new jobs those lazy liberals won’t take!?!?!


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