HUMAN RESOURCES: I see you’ve spent most of your career at Bain Capital.
MITT ROMNEY: I have indeed. It’s what qualifies me for the position I’m seeking in your organization.
HUMAN RESOURCES: Excellent. Could you please tell me a little about what you did at Bain?
MITT ROMNEY: That’s none of your business, and I won’t abide any more of your slander. Good day, sir.