Posted by: Rick | Thursday, July 26, 2012

Mitt Romney Creeps People Out

Have you seen Mitt Romney’s personal favorability numbers? Voters hardly know him yet, but they already can’t stand him.

Americans will not allow a body snatcher to be their president for four years.

Dr. Miles Bunnell: He’s your Uncle Ira, all right.

Wilma Lentz: He is not.

Dr. Miles Bunnell: How is he different?

Wilma Lentz: That’s just it. There is no difference you can actually see. He looks, sounds, acts, and remembers . . . like Uncle Ira.

Dr. Miles Bunnell: Then he is your Uncle Ira. You see that? No matter how you feel, he is.

Wilma Lentz: But he isn’t. There’s something missing. There’s no emotion. None! Just the pretense of it. The words, gesture, the tone of voice . . . everything else is the same, but not the feeling.

Mitt Romney is a creepy human simulacrum. He is, I believe, unelectable.

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