Posted by: Rick | Sunday, July 29, 2012

Mitt Romney Throws His Wife Under The Double Decker

Ann Romney’s dressage horse Rafalca is competing at the London Olympics. If you thought her husband was excited about it, you’d be wrong. From the recent Brian Williams interview:

I have to tell you, this is Ann’s sport. I’m not even sure which day the sport goes on. She will get the chance to see it, I will not be watching the event. I hope her horse does well. But just the honor of being here and representing our country and seeing the other Olympians is something which I’m sure the people that are associated with this are looking forward to.

Mitt Romney is either a lousy husband or a big fat liar. My money’s on the latter, because Mitt himself is into horses. Here he is admitting it in an off-the-record knob-polishing session with his favorite fluffer, Sean Hannity:

So Mitt likes to prance around on Missouri Fox Trotters, but he has no interest in watching his wife’s horse try to win an Olympic medal? Sorry, but I don’t buy it. He’s lying. Again.

There’s nothing wrong with the sport of dressage, but Romney won’t own up to any aspect of his biography that might be the least bit embarrassing. From his tax returns, to his career at Bain, to his term as governor of Massachusetts, to his fancy horses, nothing he’s ever done has anything to do with him.

Meet Nowhere Man.



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