Posted by: Rick | Friday, October 5, 2012

A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Lose

This is unbelievable — literally:

Mitt Romney, trying to distance himself from perhaps his most damaging campaign moment, said Thursday that his infamous “47 percent” remarks were “completely wrong.”

“Clearly in a campaign with hundreds if not thousands of speeches and question-and-answer sessions, now and then you are going to say something that doesn’t come out right. In this case I said something that’s just completely wrong,” Romney told Sean Hannity on Fox News. “And I absolutely believe, however, that my life has shown that I care about 100 percent. And that has been demonstrated throughout my life. And this whole campaign is about the 100 percent. When I become president it will be about helping the 100 percent.”

RED ALERT: At his current unsustainable rate of lying, flip-flopping, Etch-A-Sketching, reprogramming, and self-transmogrifying, Mitt Romney is going to go insane. Even his wife is worried about him. If Romney gets elected, I’m afraid his inauguration speech might look like this:



  1. Politicians only agree with their own words when people like what they said.

    Here’s a response I’ve crafted for Mr. Romney to use:

    “I meant 47 percent of ancient Mayans. I was interrupted before I had a chance to finish my sentence.”


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