Posted by: Rick | Monday, November 5, 2012

Political Percentages: Election 2012 Final Edition

Chance that Barack Obama is re-elected: 90%

Chance that Democrats hold the Senate: 95%

Chance that Democrats take the House: 1%

Republicans who are absolutely certain that Mitt Romney is going to win: 80%

Democrats who are absolutely certain that Barack Obama is going to win: 15%

Chance that we won’t know the winner of the presidential race on Tuesday night: 10%

House Republicans who, if Barack Obama is re-elected, will promise to work with him in his second term: 75%

House Republicans who, if Barack Obama is re-elected, will actually work with him in his second term: 5%

Chance that, if Barack Obama is re-elected, a House Republican introduces Articles of Impeachment based on the president’s alleged malfeasance in the Benghazi incident: 90%

Chance that, if Mitt Romney loses, Dick Morris, Karl Rove, and Sean Hannity blame the loss on at least four of the following factors: the liberal media, Chicago-style politics, rampant voter fraud, Obama’s racism, and Hurricane Sandy: 100%

Chance that Rush Limbaugh makes a racist comment on Tuesday: 100%

Chance that Rush Limbaugh makes a racist comment on Wednesday: 90%

Republican senators who, if the GOP does not take the Senate, will privately blame the Tea Party and other extremists: 80%

Republican senators who, if the GOP does not take the Senate, will publicly blame the Tea Party and other extremists: 0%

Chance that, if Mitt Romney loses, the Republican Party becomes less right-wing: 2%

Chance that Hillary Clinton is the Democratic presidential nominee in 2016: 75%

Chance that Fox News institutes, beginning Wednesday morning, a policy of demonizing Hillary Clinton whenever possible: 100%

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