Posted by: Rick | Thursday, November 15, 2012

Tales From The S.S. Minnow: Episode One

At his press conference yesterday, Professor Obama called out the Skipper and Gilligan for their cheap, baseless attacks on Mary Ann. Gilligan immediately used the Professor’s computer (constructed of coconuts, passionfruit vines, and seashells) to send the following email:

Mr. Professor, don’t think for one minute I don’t hold you ultimately responsible for the volcano. I think you failed before, during, and after the eruption.

Not to be outdone by his little buddy’s display of butch braggadocio, the Skipper, using the Professor’s telegraph (made of parts salvaged from the Minnow’s waterlogged transistor radio), issued this response via Morse Code:

I will do everything in my power to block Mary Ann from making any more banana cream pies. She has proven that she either doesn’t understand or she is not willing to accept evidence on its face.

The Professor is not worried.



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